Good news for fans of hip-hop label Turquoise Jeep and its off-the-wall music videos: Flynt Flossy and his R&B compatriot Yung Humma have released another classic piece of cinematography for their new single, "Naughty Farmer." Fans of Turquoise classics such as "Treat Me Like A Pirate" and "Lemme Smang It" can probably see what's coming.

The clip opens, as expected, on a farm. A variety of rural animals (horses, cows, chickens, goats, rabbits, ducks...uh, a falcon and lion) wander around thanks to special effects on the same level as the first season of "South Park." Flossy appears, dressed in flannel and half-undone overalls. He reveals some seeds, which he then plants, instantly producing a scantily-clad farm girl. The hook: "Call me naughty farmer, I grow Str8 freaks" (lyrics and spelling provided in video).

Fans of Flossy's classic "Did I Mention I Like To Dance" are in for a treat, because Flossy busts out some absurd moves for the entirety of the video. His wooing of a Eva Longoria-lookalike might inspire some guys to try it at home, but we advise against it; Flossy is a trained professional. Humma brings his soft voice and glorious locks (braided like Sacajawea) to his guest verse, where he not only cultivates his own crop of naughty produce, but changes colors while doing so.

Those who think "Naughty Farmer" is just another run-of-the-mill hip-hop song about lust need to check out the "making of" video as well. A naughty farmer, Flossy explains, is an individual (male or female) that leads you to explore sexually. Humma explains that his naughty farmer was a str8 freak who had an iron cage built around her bed. He admitted to being frightened at the time, but it helped him find himself.

The only question fans are left with: Why did Turquoise Jeep wait until now to drop the video? This is something VMA-worthy. We can only hope that one day the label will be acknowledged for its cult contributions to music video history.

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