From the masterminds who brought us "Friday," "It's Thanksgiving," and "Chinese Food" comes another classic of bizarre YouTube dance-pop: "Cupcakes," by Gina Naomi Baez featuring Tinkerbelle the Dog. Written and produced by ARK Music Factory founder Patrice Wilson, "Cupcakes" is about the joys of eating an absurd amount of cupcakes, of course.
As great as the song is by itself, it really should be experienced with its music video, which involves Baez hanging out with her dog Tinkerbelle, handing out cupcakes to homeless people, and partying inside a cupcake shop with Patrice Wilson, who contributes a sort-of rap verse.
Check out the video to "Cupcakes" right here:
If you want to, check out the lyrics to "Cupcakes," they're really something else:
(Spoken word intro)
I know, it was the perfect day
It was so hot, we had our sunscreen on, sunglasses
And then, are they kidding me? They kick us out?
I mean, why don't they let you anywhere?
I mean, the beach is where we should be
Dancing all night at the party
Making it look so easy
We'll do it all over tomorrow
Make no mistake
Six feet on the ground, we hit the town
Sun shines so bright, no gray in the clouds
Having the time of our lives
Then we're, like, so hungry
Gimme one of those cupcakes (hey hey)
Gimme one of those cupcakes (hey hey)
With the sprinkles on top
With the sprinkles on top
With the sprinkles on top
Vanilla, dark chocolate, of course, red velvet
Whatever flavor we want, they sell it
Margarita if you wanna be a little daring
Yeah, I'm curvy in my hips, but it's ok
We'll shake it around all night and day
Get out of our way if you've got nothing nice to say
'Cuz it's a privilege to be around us when we say
Gimme one of those cupcakes (hey hey)
Gimme one of those cupcakes (hey hey)
With the sprinkles on top
With the sprinkles on top
With the sprinkles on top
I see cupcakes, cupcakes
Four p.m. in the afternoon
I'm getting I'm getting hungry
Tinkerbelle is by my side
Working all day, working all night
Now it's time to have cupcakes
Everybody put your hands up
Everybody in the house
I never know why I get so hurt for cupcakes
And when I wanna cry
I need to eat more cupcakes
Somebody please gimme more cupcakes
I'll take yours if you're not eating it
Gimme one of those cupcakes (hey hey)
Gimme one of those cupcakes (hey hey)
With the sprinkles on top
With the sprinkles on top
With the sprinkles on top
