Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood will be hosting the 47th Country Music Association Awards on November 6, and organizers recently announced the performers for this year's event. Music Times has come up with theoretical introductions from the hosts for each act. See if you can match the options below with the following artists: Jason Aldean, Luke Bryan, Blake Shelton, Taylor Swift, Miranda Lambert, Little Big Town, Tim McGraw, Keith Urban
A) Brad: "The jury's still out on whether Homewood, AL, this band's hometown, is large or small with its population of 25,167."
B) Carrie: "It's a good thing this girl doesn't react like I do to relationships gone sour. Because there would be a lot of celebrity bachelors with screwed up trucks if she did."
C) Brad: "I saw this guy is going to be releasing his own line of guitars this month. I hope he doesn't think that means he can out-shred me."
D) Carrie: "This guy has been pretty successful as a TV music competition judge. Not as successful as the judges who chose ME to win, however."
E) Brad: "I was going to say something nasty about him, but I saw that flaming bow-and-arrow he had in his last music video."
F) Carrie: "Remember that time I beat this guy's wife for Female Performer of The Year, and she was all like 'Say WHAAAAAAAT?'"
G) Brad: "This guy played Daniel in the film Sweet Vengeance, which debuted at the Sundance Film Festival earlier this year."
H) Carrie: "This young lady has inspired me to start 14 side projects as a method of earning even more awards nominations, as the method seems to work for her and her two nominated acts."
ANSWER KEY: Aldean (G), Bryan (E), Shelton (D), Swift (B), Lambert (H), Little Big Town (A), McGraw (F), Urban (C)