Botched Surgery Forces Farting Opera Singer Amy Herbst Into Early Retirement, U.S. Government Being Sued

A botched surgery may have effectively ended the career of a promising opera singer.

And no, this is not just a load of hot air.

Kentucky singer Amy Herbst, 33, may never belt out opera again after a failed episiotomy rendered her painfully incontinent--and I'm not trying to gas you up or anything--excessively flatulent.

While I'm excessively lacking in medical prowess, myself, one story states that the U.S. Army nurse responsible for the snip accidentally severed the small membrane between her genitals, therein the cause for the farts, as well as leaving Herbst subject to permanent reproductive and digestive deficiencies.

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