Things like this are why the internet is great. Somebody took the time out of their probably not so busy day to create a compilation of what the video claims is every grunt, squeal and cry of from the king of pop, Michael Jackson. Have your headphones ready, because you will get some awkward stares and comments for the next month or year if you listen to this with audio out loud, unless that is what you are going for. The yells, cries and grunts are isolated from any background audio or music os you are just left with the pure, unfiltered MJ right from his gut to yours.

The result is a mixture of hilarious, uncomfortable and slightly disturbing as it goes back and forth between what sounds like sex sounds and somewhat struggling to lift a heavy object. See if you can discern where these grunts come from and color us impressed.

The uploader, michaelm2391 describes this video as "mesmerizing" and they aren't wrong though it can get rather awkward at times. The vast majority of it is just grunts and squeals, but there do appear to be some words garbled out during this compilation including at around 2:54 "Ah got that f*ckin dumb bee." Watch the video below via The Verge.

Once you are done, we might recommend going back and dusting off a full Michael Jackson album to hear some of those "oohs" and "ahhs" in context. Hopefully someone makes this a ringtone because this would be the perfect prank to pull on someone who has their phone ring in public.

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