On this date in 1984, Elton John shocked the world by telling fans everywhere that he was retiring. It's something that was less than shocking then and even less shocking if he did it in 2014 (which he did), as Sir Elton has always seen fit to dangle his retirement in front of us just to make sure we're still paying attention.
To honor the man that has long set the standard for false retirements—and inspiring Michael Jordan, Jay Z and Brett Favre in the process—we give you brief chronology of John's most famous bluffs.
1977, at Wembley Stadium
John first opted to end it all by performing at Wembley Stadium for a charity event promoting the Goaldiggers soccer program for disadvantaged you.
"I haven't ben touring for a long time and it's been a painful decision, to decide whether to come back on the road or not," he began, inducing a misunderstanding cheer from the audience, who believe he's about to decide in their favor. "I've made a decision tonight...this is going to be the last show."
A half cheer, half groan goes up as if the audience isn't sure how seriously to take it. John appropriately played "Sorry Seems to Be The Hardest Word." By 1979, he'd be back and recording again.
1984, following the "Breaking Hearts" Tour
John toured heavily in support of 1984's Breaking Hearts and it began to take its toll on him. What opened with the "European Express" of the tour—through Europe—and then wrapping up in the United States. The effects of the touring was evident when John received oxygen while onstage at Madison Square Garden. The performer stayed strong and finished the set, but he had had it with the road. Bernie Taupin began working with others, but John was playing live in the "Ice On Fire" tour by 1985.
2010, in GQ
John was 63 when he spoke to GQ during 2010 and he was feeling old. He grumbled during his interview that he couldn't compete with modern pop stars and he didn't have enough energy to be a rock star.
"Look, I'm 63. I don't want to be on VH1 or MTV. I'm not going to compete with JLS (Jack The Lad Swing...a British sensation) or Lady Gaga. I'm at that stage where I don't think I can write pop music any more. I can't sit down and do a proper rock song. It was OK when I was 25 or 26, but not any more," he said. "I've made 40-odd albums. People aren't screaming for another Elton John record and I'm not screaming to make another record."
His 2013 record The Diving Board had two singles, for what it's worth.
2012, reflecting on fatherhood
John described the birth of his son Zachary as a major turning point in his life, and that he would mull retirement when his child reached schooling age.
"While I'm feeling good, I'm going to keep working. When Zachary goes to school, that's another different thing," he said. "I want to take him to school and I want to pick him up. I don't want to miss that part of his childhood."
At what age does "school" begin? That was two years ago and Zachary is quickly approaching the age where one might need a ride to kindergarten. Keep you fingers crossed.
2014, at Festival de Carcassone
John was playing a festival in France when he once again hinted to the crowd that he would be formally retiring from the music business, saying "no more shows, no more music, no more songs." Less than a day later his media representative had clarified that the performer was only joking, but at this point fans have to start wondering. The icon has dates planned through the end of 2014 as part of his "Follow The Yellow Brick Road" Tour. Will there be another show come 2015?
