Most children would probably be afraid of the members of GWAR. The intergalactic shock rockers are big, menacing creatures and their music is better suited for older ears. None of that stopped Piper from the web series Kids Interview Bands though. The young journalist spoke with guitarist Pustulus Maximus (Brent Purgason) about a variety of topics recently, Blabbermouth notes.

Piper starts off the interview with a tough one, asking Maximus if he knows what life on other planets looks life.

"One would have to assume that planets like gas giants ... maybe Jupiter's one of them. I would think that everyone who lived on that planet is just butts because if it's [made up of] gases, that must mean farts and farts have to come from butts," he explains in the hilarious video below.

The alien's least-favorite subject was recess while in school because he doesn't play. He then explains that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian would be just as popular on his planet, albeit for different reasons. When Piper comes in with the heavy-hitter, "What current pop song do you want to hate but secretly like," Maximus whispers "Lady Gaga."

GWAR is currently out on the GWAR Eternal Tour with a few new members. They have stops scheduled for Toronto, Montreal, Clifton Park (NY), New Haven (CT) and Baltimore.

Blothar and Vulvatron are both taking the place of longtime member and founder Oderus Urungus, aka Dave Brockie. The lead singer died from a heroin overdose in March.

"On behalf of Dave Brockie's family, Slave Pit Inc. and GWAR, we would like to thank all the loyal fans worldwide for the outpouring of love and support shown to us over the past few days," the band wrote in a statement following Brockie's death. "Knowing that we have such amazing family, friends and fans is truly helping us all get through this tough time."

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