Mariah Carey may be able to make 18 No. 1 hit singles and slay a Las Vegas residency, but maybe the "Infinity" diva should stay out of the kitchen. Yesterday (May 6), Carey appeared on Funny Or Die to help Brian make a Frito pie and relive some failed loving relationships.

Wearing blue surgical gloves to protect their hands (with Carey sporting some butterfly bling over her less flattering accessory), Carey and Brian pile a ton of, well, stuff in a pie plate in hopes of maybe making something edible.

When asked about her lyrics to her new song "Infinity," which features the phrase "Boy you actin' so corny like Fritos," Carey opened up about her ex-Italian lover Frito, who stole her car.

The layers include Fritos, olive oil, lettuce and some M&Ms (which Carey will not write a new song about).

We also learn that Carey does not know what a whisk is or how to style her hair hands-free.

Watch the hilarious cooking show below:

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