DJ Khaled is suffering for an overwhelming amount of success. After his new single "Hold You Down" featuring Chris Brown, Future, Jeremih and August Alsina went No. 1 in the country on the Urban Charts, DJ Khaled decided to take his talents and cash flow down to the Bahamas. Even better for us, he decided to film the whole process, some of it POV and with a friend as Khaled shows he can bring the money out. It is ridiculous.

Yes, that picture you are seeing is correct. DJ Khaled is somehow drinking that massive bottle of champagne. Make sure you do not forget that all he does is win and, because if all else fails, we the best. The documentary of the trip, via WSHH, give us an idea of how Khaled decides to celebrate. His vacation consists of boating, massages, eating, jet skiing, drinking, spending time in his pools and the occasional few reps on his elliptical.

DJ Khaled would like you to know that his record went No. 1 in the country. In fact, he wants you to know so bad he tells you 31 times. This includes several, almost surely staged cameos from locals who include his waiters and various people he meets while on his boat and jet skiing around the island.

DJ Khaled counts his blessings in this mini-doc, including some rare tomatoes from the Bahamas.

As he says, "It's green tomato that comes from a special part of the Bahamas. They say when eat you it, mo' money."

Looking to impart some wisdom on his viewers, though he appears to have brought his "no new friends" policy with him to the Bahamas, he wisely communicates in between sips from an oversized bottle of champagne that "teamwork make the dream work, the more blessings you give, the more blessings you get back."

Thank you, Khaled, for the wise words and for this 12 minutes of entertainment. You never fail us.

"Hold You Down" is the lead single from his upcoming album I Changed A Lot, which according to an interview with Vibe, will feature many of the usual Khaled suspects.

Check out the documentary below, from Noisey:

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