One of the most eccentric characters in all of music, let alone hip-hop, Riff Raff, has an announcement to make. He will be releasing two albums -- The Peach Panther and The Purple Panther -- on the same day next year, June 1st. In a detailed run on sentence of an Instagram post, Jody Highroller describes what the albums will sound like and what everyone will be wearing when they record it. Can you take this seriously word for word? Probably not, especially since he claims we will be doing worldwide shows for the next 40 years with the same band in the same vivid neon outfits described in the post, but a man can dream (via Hypetrak).

Jody Highroller recently made the snap move to change management teams and join Golden Hare Group, the home of tropical house flag bearer, Kygo and Thomas Jack. He claims he wants to be the "Justin Bieber of EDM." He is a very prolific recording artist because it takes him very little time to come up with the lyrics for tracks. With two albums set for release on the same day, he proves that fact. Read the full Instagram post below as best you can.

 2 ALBUMS DROPPiNG ON THE SAME DAY JUNE 1ST 2015 THE PEACH PANTHER & THE PURPLE PANTHER ARE 2 TOTALLY DiFFERENT ALBUMS PEACH PANTHER WiLL BE A NEON RAP ALBUM WiTH RiFF RAFF ON THE HOOKS & NO FEATURES EXCEPT FOR JODY HUSKY & THE PURPLE PANTHER ALBUM WiLL BE THE NEW NEON ROCK ALBUM WiTH ALL LiVE iNSTRUMENTS & FEATURiNG MY NEW NEON DRUMMER WHO WiLL BE COLOR CO-ORDiNATED iN WHiTE & NEON AND HAVE WHiTE HAiR WiTH NEON GREEN HiGHLiGHTS & MY ELECTRiC GUiTAR PLAYER WiLL HAVE ALL BLACK ON WiTH BLACK HAiR & AQUA HiGHLiGHTS & CANDY AQUABERRY GUiTAR AND SHE LOOKS LiKE A HOT TOPiC COMMERCiAL WiTH BLACK AND NEON NAiLS & CRANKiNG TUNES FROM THE UNDERWORLD THEY ARE BOTH SUPER SKiLLED ARTiST WHO ARE ABOUT MUSiC AND BEiNG LEGENDS AND NOT STRUNG OUT ON DRUGS BECUZ i CANT HAVE MY BAND BEiNG SiCK ON ME BECUZ WE HAVE WORLDWiDE SHOWS FOR THE NEXT 40 YEARS THiS WiLL BE THE BEGiNNiNG OF THE NEON ROCK ERA AND THE JODY HiGHROLLERS NEON ROCK CAREER ERA AS THE PURPLE PANTHER ALBUM WiLL BE MY 1ST ROCK ALBUM AND DEBUT ALBUM AS WELL AND THE STAGE iS NEON BUT SPLiT iN TWO WiTH THE WHiTE HAiR NEON BRiGHT DRUMMER SiDE AND THE DARKER GLOOMY NEON SiDE WiTH MY GUiTAR PLAYER AS i WiLL TRANSCEND BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN NEON GOOD AND NEON NOT SO NiCE ON THE OTHER SiDE BUT THiS NEON ROCK MUSiC THAT i MAKE WiLL SHOW MY STRENGTH AS A SOLO ARTiST AND MY SHOW WiLL BE 2 SHOWS iN ONE AS i WiLL STiLL DO EDM DOLCE & GABBANA OR MY CLASSiCS LiKE CUZ MY GEAR & TiP TOE WiNG iN MY JAWWDiNZ BUT iTS TiME FOR ME TO GO TO THE NEXT LEVEL AND BECOME WHO i ALWAYS KNEW i WOULD BE AND WHAT EVERYONE ELSE HOPED i WOULDNT BE BUT i AM NO WHERE NEAR STARTED YET SO THE PEACH PANTHER ALBUM & THE PURPLE PANTHER ALBUM WiLL DROP THE SAME DAY AND 2 SHiRTS AND MATCHiNG JODY JACUZZi SWiM TRUNKS WiTH MATCHiNG SANDALS WiLL ALSO DROP THAT DAY ON JODYHiGHROLLER.COM THE BEST MERCH STORE ON THE PLANET THAT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN i ALSO HAVE NEW NEON PEACH JODY HiGHROLLER HiGH END LOW CUT ZiPPER ON THE SiDE FASHiON BOOTS ON THE WAY ALSO THAT WiLL RANGE FROM $1000 TO $4000 SUPER HiGH QUALiTY SO STAY TUNED AND JODY HUSKY WiLL STAY HOWLiNG AT THE MOON OWWWW OWWWWWWWW OWWWW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A photo posted by RiFF RaFF JODY HiGHROLLER (@jodyhighroller) on Dec 12, 2014 at 10:21am PST

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